I’m apparently allergic to cats. I get hives and everything. But I don’t care, I LOVE ALL THE ANIMALS!
friendshipismagic: sassy-lesbian-lorax: maybe if i turned into a horse i wouldnt have to go to school tomorrow Guess again, bitch.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Sorry I only date girls who walk into 1st period 15 minutes late with their hands full with their sunglasses on sipping on a Starbucks frapp with their keys making a lot of noise as they sit down.
p-i-n-k-t-o-k-y-o: gotta love Koreans :p
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation. (via rapierwithidesinnerpain)
derpkip: I have a boyfriend in every anime I watch
Because I like making people feel bad. I love love love it. Look at how much I love it. So much.
#OP: I was going out with my girlfriend Denko, but she suddenly told me we’re not dating… (´･ω･`) Does this mean we’ve broken up?
#2ch: They… They haven’t arrested you yet?
mostlysilly: Also you know what bothers me when in fanfiction (but also on TV and other things or whatever) people are like working on papers and stuff and then the other person just sort of throws everything in on the floor so they can clear space for the sexy times well I don’t find that sexy at all like I was working on that motherfucker it took me weeks I know we are about to have some...
Currently slaughtering demonic hellspawn and drinking tea. ヾ(´･ω･｀)
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itsviictor: Get your shit together. You’ve crashed on me too many times now and ES NO BUENO for our relationship